Whoever writes this is brilliant.
"[A]s Cicero saith: odium ludo non ludatori, the whiche meneth hate nat the playere but the game."
Funniest thing I've read in months. Even beats out felbers_net's recent posts, which themselves have been top quality, even for Adam.
ETA: Also, click on the "t-shirte" link up at the top. More funny stuffs!