December 21st, 2008

Kittens

In honor of the solstice, and three extremely enthusiastic diners...

Oh come, all ye felines,
gather in the kitchen!
Meowing so plaintively,
demanding cat food.
There will be can lids,
and gravy on the spoo-oo-oon.
Oh come and lick the spoo-oon!
Oh come and lick the spoo-oon!
Oh come and lick the spoo-oon,
it is dinner time!

Oh come, all ye felines,
playful or indignant,
oh come ye, oh come ye,
back to the bedroom.
Eat all the cat food,
nibble, munch, and masticate!
Oh come let us devour it!
Oh come let us devour it!
Oh come let us devour it,
it is dinner time!
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