They tried to deliver my package to my door and I wasn't here. Then they tried to deliver to the leasing office but nobody was there. I called the number on the notice they left, and was informed that even if the package is not still riding around in a truck somewhere, there's no way I can get my package until Monday because the shipping facility doesn't let people come in to collect stuff on weekends. (The package is, presumably, my new cell phone.)
Pardon me while I channel Id for a moment.
I WANT IT NOW!!!!!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Auros.